bexrbetter Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 I was in the Bank of China last week and changed $100 for 620 Chinese RMB, went back this week and changed another $100 and only got 570 Chinese RMB. A bit annoyed, on my way out I exclaimed "Damn flucuations" .. as I got to the door someone yelled out at me "Yeah and fluck you too Whitey" .. 2
Marty_d Posted January 29, 2014 Posted January 29, 2014 Along similar lines... Con, the owner of a takeaway, used to take great pleasure in teasing his Chinese neighbour about his inability to pronounce his R's. Every morning he'd ask "What are you having for lunch today, Yingsong?" Every time the answer would come back... "Flied Lice!" and Con would piss himself laughing. Eventually Yingsong got a bit sick of this and practised saying "Fried Rice" until he had it down pat. The next day Con walked past and Yingsong waited eagerly. "What you having for lunch today, Yingsong?" came the expected question. Yingsong screwed up his face in concentration and answered.... "Frrrrrrrried..... Rrrrrrrice, you gleasy Gleek!!!" 2
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