A couple of Bushmen in Sydney . . .

[Phil Perry]

Two bushmen both in their mid fifties won a Weekend trip to see the sights of Sydney,. . . this was the first time either had ever been to a city.

 

Noticing a Taxidermists, One said, "Davo,. . . what the hell d'yer think they sell in That shop over there ? ?" .

 

. . "Geez mate," says Johhno ". . .I wouldn't have a clue,. . . I'll go in and ask em.

 

Davo asks . . " Whaddyer sell or do in this place mate . .? "

 

The taxidermist replies, "Well,. . . .we stuff animals"

 

Davoe considers this for a moment and then says,

 

What. . . . ANY animal ? ? ? ?

 

"Yes" the taxidermist replies. . . ( getting a little tetchy by now ) ANY ANIMAL AT ALL "

 

"What - " persists Davo again ". . . .even KANGAROOS . . . .? ? ? ?"

 

"YES SIR. . . !! Said the taxidermist. . . .WE stuff those as well. . . . . . NOW. . . . CAN I HELP YOU AT ALL ? ? ? "

 

Davo says cheerily. . ."No thanks mate, . . .Have a good day" and walks outside where Johnno was still waiting in the street.

 

"Well. . ." says Johnno. . ." Did yer find out what do they do there mate ? "

 

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"Ah yeah. . . . .

 

.It's just a bloody fancy City name for a BOUNDARY RIDER mate . . ."

 

 

[fly_tornado]

You english are so funny, we haven't been like that since Hogan left for america

 

 

[planedriver]

Careful what you post Phil:yikes:

 

This could be the start of another 700 odd post thread, and bring out all the animal liberation mob.

 

PS

 

My Tip. A bit of Maggi Seasoning makes a bit of roo on the barby taste much better !

 

 

[PA.]

[bexrbetter]

Phil you controversial bastard.

 

 

[facthunter]

PA....they are called Zebra crossings. Nev

 

 

[Phil Perry]

You english are so funny, we haven't been like that since Hogan left for america

FT. . . .I'm PROUD OF yer mate . . . .!

 

You spelled "english" and "america" with lowercase letters but reserved a CAPITAL LETTER for the word "H O G A N " Indicating that your heart is most definitely in the right place . . . . you can fly with me anytime Sir,. . . . so long as you pay half the fuel cost. . . ( I gather that the price of AVGAS has increased a lot since "H O G A N" left God's Country for america. . . . . . . ?)

 

Love it cobber. . . .

 

 

[Yenn]

What are you crossing your Zebra with?

 

 

[Marty_d]

Careful what you post Phil:yikes:This could be the start of another 700 odd post thread, and bring out all the animal liberation mob.

PS

 

My Tip. A bit of Maggi Seasoning makes a bit of roo on the barby taste much better !

Personally I like roo in a nice Madras curry, with rice, naan bread and Boag's premium.