The Importance of correct word spacing

[Guest john]

A Secretary got an expensive PEN as a gift from her boss when she was leaving the services of the Company.

 

She sent her Boss a thankyou note by email to his home address.

 

The Bosses wife happened to accidentally read this email whilst reading her own emails.

 

The thankyou email from the Secretary to her Boss read as follows:

 

Your p e n i s is wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, & a firm stroke. Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order. I loved its perfect size & grip. It felt like I was in heaven using it. I've always desired it & you fulfilled my wish. Many thanks once again.

 

When the Boss arrived home from work that day, the wife told him that she was filing for a divorce immediately.