the "I'm a Bastard" post

[bexrbetter]

You are now aware of your breathing.

 

You are now aware of a little crackling in your ear everytime you swallow.

 

You are now aware that your tongue isn't comfortable in your mouth.

 

You are now aware that you are blinking and you are forcing yourself to do so, don't stop breathing while you dwell on it.

 

You are now aware of that constant ringing in your ear.

 

And you just became aware that you have an itch somewhere on your body that needs to be scratched.

 

Yes I'm a bastard!

 

 

[ayavner]

just try really hard not to think about it.

 

Damn!!!!

 

 

[kaz3g]

Didn't have any effect on me.

 

By the time I had read the next line I'd forgotten what the previous one said.

 

There are benefits in being a mature age, after all.

 

Kaz

 

 

[facthunter]

People told me that when I was young and I asked why? They said my parents weren't married.

 

I said, Ha Ha You are wrong . They ARE married!.

 

They said Not in a Catholic church. Yours doesn't count.

 

I reckon there are NO illegitimate children. Perhaps some illegitimate parents.

 

I don't know what an OT is, but a BIG one is no good to anyone. Nev

 

 

[fly_tornado]

I misread, thought the post was "them bastard pills"

 

 

 

[Guernsey]

I thought the post was very good, I am now completely up to scratch.

 

Alan.

 

 

[planedriver]

We all know you must have been simply itching to make that post Alan:whisper: