Why Planes are better then Woman

[Thruster87]

Planes don't get pregnant.

 

 

 

You can fly your Planes any time of the month.

 

 

 

Planes don't have parents.

 

 

 

Planes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

 

 

 

You can share your Plane with your friends.

 

 

 

Planes don't care how many other Planes you've flown

 

When flying, you and your Plane can arrive at the same time.

 

Planes don't care if you look at other Planes

 

 

 

Planes don't care if you buy Plane magazines.

 

 

 

You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Plane " unless you go out to buy one yourself.

 

 

 

If your Plane tire goes flat you can fix it.

 

 

 

If your Plane is too loose you can tighten it.

 

 

 

If your Plane is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.

 

 

 

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Plane

 

If you say bad things to your Plane, you don't have to apologize before you fly it again.

 

 

 

You can fly your Plane as long as you want and it won't get sore.

 

 

 

You can stop flying your Plane as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

 

 

 

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Plane after you dump it.

 

 

 

Planes don't get headaches.

 

 

 

Your Plane never wants a night out with the other Planes

 

 

 

You don't have to take a shower before you fly your Plane

 

If your Plane doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.

 

 

 

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Plane