Thanks but no thanks

[Guest john]

When I flew out to a remote Western Queensland town, I was unable to return later that same day due inclement weather & had to stay overnight at the local watering hole.

 

Whilst sitting quietly in the Pub enjoying a few ales by myself, this unwelcome women came to where I was seated at the bar & she was not only ugly with the face that looked like a pig, uncouth & her clothes were tatty & dirty, however she had the hide to pinch my rear end. She then said in a rough voice: "Give me your phone number".

 

I replied : "Do you have a pen"& she said "Yes".

 

I then told her "Well you better get back to your pen before the Farmer notices that you are missing".

 

 

[Yenn]

Thats great.

 

Did you become pen pals?

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Thats great.Did you become pen pals?

I laffed, awesome reply!!

 

 

[ayavner]

clearly "a few ales" wasn't enough...

 

 

[facthunter]

Beware ... They all look pretty through the bottom of a beer glass, and notice how women talk to you more once they have had a few champagnes. That person was probably Miss PIGGY and I reckon she's cute. Nev

 

 

[Yenn]

When I was a young bloke my best friend was an old feller. After a few beers and then going to a dance I took this georgous sheila home. Her father chased me off with a shot gun and when I saw her while I was sober I realised he was my best friend. True story.