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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring for Christmas so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f******g red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

 

My wife told me to post that...

 

Ouch!

 

 

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