Remember your school jokes

[bexrbetter]

Ooooh Looxury! When I were a lad.....

I lived in a hole in the road ....

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Licked road clean wit' tongue. . . . . . . .Luxury. . . . .

 

 

[Marty_d]

To paraphrase Kevin Bloody Wilson...

 

"We couldn't afford no shiny decorations for our Christmas tree...

 

So we'd just wheel old Grandpa in and make the old .... sneeze!"

 

 

[pmccarthy]

My school jokes all involved zacs, deenahs, quids, Marilyn Munro, Christine Keeler and so on. The young'uns would have no idea what they were about. Even the one about the preacher with his bollocks caught in a rabbit trap might be hard for them to comprehend if they haven't trapped rabbits. My favourite mildly acceptable ones were the school jokes.

 

Teacher asks "who was the first to fly the Atlantic?"

 

Little Jimmy calls out "Nat King Cole"

 

Teacher says "no Jimmy, it wasn't Nat King Cole, would anyone know the answer?"

 

little Jimmy calls out "Sammy Davis Junior"

 

"no Jimmy, it wasn't Nat King Cole and it wasn't Sammy Davis Junior, it was Alcock and Brown"

 

Jimmy says " I knew it was something like that!"

 

 

[Marty_d]

..."no Jimmy, it wasn't Nat King Cole and it wasn't Sammy Davis Junior, it was Alcock and Brown"

Jimmy says " I knew it was something like that!"

Even I got that.