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45+ HUMOR

 

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?

 

A: Try a bookstore under fiction

 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

 

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.When you are done you will have a place to live.

 

Q How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

 

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

 

A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

 

Q: Why should 45+ year old people use valet parking?

 

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q: Is it common for 45+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

 

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

 

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where do 45+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

 

A: Their foreheads.

 

Q: What is the most common remark made by 45+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

 

A: "I remember these".