Ooop's

[Guest thrasher]

This could happen to you.

 

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

 

"Hi, how are you?"

 

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

 

"Doin' just fine!"

 

And the other person says:

 

"So what are you up to?"

 

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

 

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

 

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

 

"Can I come over?"

 

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.I tell them

 

"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously...

 

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.