The Blonde Passenger ( WIth the appropriate apologies to RAAUS Blonde LADY Pilots. . . .

[Phil Perry]

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the economy section since she didn't have a first class ticket.

 

The blonde replied, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.”

 

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak to her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section.

 

Again, the blonde replied, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.”

 

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.

 

The captain said, “I'm married to a blonde and I know how to handle this.”

 

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.

 

She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling to herself, “Why didn't anyone just say so?”

 

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the captain what he said to her.

 

The captain replied,

 

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“I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York.”

 

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