Liven up your idle hours...

[red750]

Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...

 

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!

 

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'!

 

3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

 

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

 

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

 

6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

 

7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

 

8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...'

 

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

 

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

 

 

[rankamateur]

Or 9a. "Do you have these in the largeer size?"

 

 

[kaz3g]

In your dreams...

 

Kaz