Doggie fun. . . . . . .

[Phil Perry]

Doggie Humour. . . . .

 

2 dogs were in the pre-op room at the vets. The Great Dane said to the German Shepherd. . .”What’re you in for then . . . ?”. . . . The German Shepherd replied. . .”Well,. . . . I’m only a young dog and it’s a bit of a long story,. . . .My Mistress left me all alone while she worked a double shift at the DGAC,. . . . . and I got a bit bored so I ran around the house a bit, then accidentally knocked the plasma TV off the wall,. . . then I broke her fish tank and all the fish were dancing about on the carpet, and this annoyed me a lot so I ate them all.. . . then I chewed up the sofa and two chairs and then. . .well,. . . .I saw this bloody cat outside the lounge room window, so I went for it, and smashed straight through the glass, only to end up on the front garden on my back with my mistress staring down at me. . . . . . .”

 

The Great Dane listened with interest and said, . . . “Well,. . . .what are they going to do with you,. . .Is she going to have you put down . . . . ? “

 

The German Shepherd said,. . . .”Oh No,. . . . . not that,. . . .she’s having my balls cut off,. . . .she thinks this will quieten me down a bit. . . .” he continued,. . . .”Why are YOU here . . . .?. . .

 

The great Dane replied. . . . “Well. . . . . . . . It had been a very quiet night, . . . and I heard a noise upstairs, so I raced up to see if my mistress was in any danger and. . . . . . . well,. . . . . . she had just gotten out of the bath and had dropped her towel on the floor and bent over to pick it up. . . . . .”

 

The German Shepherd was enthralled . . . . .”And then what happened . . . . ? “ he Asked. . . . .

 

“Well,. . .” the Great Dane continued. . . . “ I just seemed to lose all reason and control, and I. . . . . . . .well,. . . . .I . . . . . jumped on her back and mounted her. . . . . .I pushed her against the bathroom wall and had my wicked way with her for about a half hour,. . . . then I slunk downstairs and went to sleep in my kennel . . . .””

 

“Oh Dear me. . .” the German Shepherd said. . . . . . . so then,. . . it looks like you’re here for the balls-snip as well then. . . . . .! “

 

“Oh,. . .NO,. . . . .” The Great Dane said. . . . . .

 

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>I’m here to have my front toenails clipped. . . . . . .”