Political Correctness

[Guest john]

1. The wife says to her husband angrily: "You only want sex when you're drunk". The husband says smiling, "Thats not true, sometimes I want another beer".

 

2. A man approaches an attractive blonde with large knockers at the busy supermarket , & says to her: "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

 

The blonde replies: "Sure you can, but do you know where your wife could be"? " Not a clue he says, but whenever I talk to beautiful women with tits like yours, my wife miraculously appears from no where".

 

3. Following a recent earthquake the Chinese Government sent a thankyou memo via their embassy to Great Britain for the rescue dogs that were sent from Great Britain to China. The memo said they were delicious.