Jack schitt

[Russ]

Came across this lil bewdy.......enjoy

 

Jack Schitt

 

I am the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

 

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

 

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and, because her children were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda

 

Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

 

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt- Happens wedding.

 

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

 

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his bride, Pisa Schitt and their new born son Tuff.

 

So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them!

 

 

[farri]

Now that it`s all clear, who gives a Schitt ?................

 

Frank.

 

 

[PA.]

Found where they live.

 

 

 

[old man emu]

Now there's a place to set up a canoe paddle shop!