The Kiss Goodbye

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This guy is sitting having breakfast. His wife sits down and sighs.

 

"What's the matter with you?" he asks.

 

"It's that new married couple across the street. Every morning when he leaves for work, she follows him to the gate, and he gives her a hug and a passionate kiss goodbye. Why don't you do that?

 

"Good Lord, woman! I hardly know her!" he replied.

 

Peter.

 

 

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Reminds me ...

 

Mum and Dad were feeling a little frisky so they gave little Johnny an icecream and told him to sit out on the front porch and observe what was going on ...

 

"Harley Davidson going past ..."

 

"Man walking his dog ....."

 

"Mr Jones and Mrs Jones across the street having sex ..."

 

Dad with a shock says "Johhny how do you know Mr and Mrs Jones are having sex?"

 

Johnny replies "'Cause little Pete Jones is sitting on their front porch eating an ice cream ..."!