Dog Food.

[red750]

I was in Woolies buying a bag of dog food. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

 

I said, "No. I'm on the dog food diet again."

 

She asked, "How does that work?"

 

"Well, I put a handful in each pocket when I go for a walk, and nibble a couple of bits when I feel hungry. It's a balanced diet, so I know it's good for me. Only problem is, I ended up in hospital."

 

"What happened? Did it make you sick?"

 

"No. I stepped off the kerb to smell an Irish setter's butt and got hit by a car!"

 

The guy in line behind her nearly had a heart attack, and now I'm banned from Woolies.

 

Don't ask a pensioner dumb questions. They've got all the time in the world to think up smart answers.

 

 

[Marty_d]

That happened to a mate of mine too. He was halfway across the road when he sat down to lick his balls...

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Damn, I thought this was a "Recipes" thread.

 

 

[Cosmick]

That happened to a mate of mine too. He was halfway across the road when he sat down to lick his balls...

Can't reach

 

 

[Marty_d]

Can't reach

I knew someone would try!!

 

Damn, I thought this was a "Recipes" thread.

Ingredients:

 

1 dachshund

 

1 large bread roll

 

Mayo, sauce, mustard as required

 

Method:

 

Combine