old man emu Posted June 2, 2014 Posted June 2, 2014 If a bear sh*ts in the woods, and no one is there to see it, is the Pope still a Catholic? OME
bexrbetter Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Alcohol should be consumed in responsible amounts.
MarcK Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 If a man talks in the woods and there are no women around to hear him is he still wrong ? 1 3
bexrbetter Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 If a man talks in the woods and there are no women around to hear him is he still wrong ? I do know that when he thinks he is finally right that's the start of the next argument.
Marty_d Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 If the pope sh*ts in the woods, is the bear a catholic? 1
bexrbetter Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 is the bear a catholic? You think "Pedobear" came from being Mormon?
Marty_d Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Never heard of a Pedobear, but then again, I was never an altar boy at the zoo. I couldn't bear to be bare with Brer Bear.
M61A1 Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Never heard of a Pedobear, but then again, I was never an altar boy at the zoo. I couldn't bear to be bare with Brer Bear. Google it, pedobear is a meme.
facthunter Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Churches have a lot to answer for. New bride walking in, sees cues. Ah,...., aisle, altar, hymn. Nev 1 2
Bubbleboy Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 If I was a bear defecating in the woods, I wouldn't want the Pope hanging around when my bot bot was out! 1
Marty_d Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 If I was a bear defecating in the woods, I wouldn't want the Pope hanging around when my bot bot was out! Especially if the pope in question was Alexander VI.
Marty_d Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 He was a Borgia, apparently had a very active sex life and fathered many children. However none of them are reported as being ursine so perhaps I wrong him. 1
Bryon Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I dont think it should matter what their mothers maiden name was....
bexrbetter Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 He was a Borgia, apparently had a very active sex life and fathered many children. Meh, why is that special, Logan City has many Bogans the same. 1
Marty_d Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Meh, why is that special, Logan City has many Bogans the same. A few probably even dress the same, looks like he's squeezed into a velour hoodie with beanie. 1
pmccarthy Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Speaking of the clergy and doing it in the woods... A priest goes camping with a young fellow. The young fellow says "I can't wait to get there". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Later, the young fellow says "When you see some woods stop. I need to take a s..t." Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young fellow says "Stop now I really need to go"". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". But he stops and lets the young guy out. Then there is a shriek from the woods. "For Christ's sake father, come quick." Priest calls out "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young guy calls back "Moses didn't have his balls caught in a rabbit trap! 1
bexrbetter Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 A few probably even dress the same, looks like he's squeezed into a velour hoodie with beanie. Hey, that's Rod Watson from 48 Marsden Rd, onya Roddy! 1
Marty_d Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Speaking of the clergy and doing it in the woods...A priest goes camping with a young fellow. The young fellow says "I can't wait to get there". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Later, the young fellow says "When you see some woods stop. I need to take a s..t." Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young fellow says "Stop now I really need to go"". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". But he stops and lets the young guy out. Then there is a shriek from the woods. "For Christ's sake father, come quick." Priest calls out "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young guy calls back "Moses didn't have his balls caught in a rabbit trap! That was not the way I expected that joke to go! 1
red750 Posted June 10, 2014 Posted June 10, 2014 Seems like many people on this forum suffer from Witzelsucht (look it up).
storchy neil Posted June 10, 2014 Posted June 10, 2014 Moses didn't have his balls caught in a rabbit trap! dosent hurt till the chain goes tight 1
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