The Aero Clubs Constitution

[Guest john]

Recently we had a barbeque evening at the local aero club for interested people who were interested to join the club. Whilst I was minding my own business & enjoying a hamburger & icy cold beer by myself in the corner, a stunning blonde with big knockers came up to me & started asking questions about the clubs incorporation & the contents of the constitution.

 

My eyes were going around in circles for a short while & when they could focus properly again I tried to explain the main fundamentals of the constitution.

 

I told this lovely young lady that Section 2 paragraph (b) of the constitution read as follows:

 

"To promote the science of aeronautics & to provide facilities for persons interested in aeronautics & to encourage a social intercourse between members of the club".

 

I then asked her if she wanted to participate in some of the clubs constitutional procedures such as social intercourse & all I got was a slap in the face & she then walked over to the other side of the aero club room & would not talk to me again.

 

 

[facthunter]

Well you are the one with the big words, confusing the poor girl. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

a stunning blonde with big knockers came up to me &

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[Marty_d]

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Here you go.

 

 

 

[planedriver]

Is your real name "Big John, or Little John like in the Robin Hood story"?

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Here you go.

Step up from the usual macing I get ....

 

 

[Marty_d]

Step up from the usual macing I get ....

Isn't it what you wanted? Blonde stunner?

 

 

[PA.]

I recently conducted a survey into which conditioner women preferred. 97% of women surveyed wanted to know how I got into their bathrooms.

 

 

[Admin]

...and the other 3%...

 

 

[bexrbetter]

...and the other 3%...