planedriver Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 For those who study avaition weather before they fly, the following may be worth noting. Hurricanes are usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car, but hopefully not your plane.
Russ Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 Nar.....women are like floor tiles.......lay em right, then you can walk all over them for ever. ( I'm gone )
AVOCET Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 why do woman ware perfume & makeup? because their ugly and they stink!
Bikky Posted June 15, 2014 Posted June 15, 2014 Oh boy! You guys will miss out for a month if your wives read this. As for me. I am 100% behind the women's movement - I hate it when they just lie there. 2
Bryon Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 When you have been married as long as some of us, even an argument over sex is as good as it can get....
PA. Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 If you hate it when the wife wants to talk when your in the middle of having sex, try turning your phone to silent. 2
facthunter Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 No male chauvinists here. No wonder we don't get a lot of them (women) posting. Nev 3
spacesailor Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 As it started with "The weather", I'll post a photo of cloud formation!. spacesailor 4
bexrbetter Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Hurricanes are usually named after women? Well I heard about "Hurricane Katrina" that wiped out the East Coast of America but I missed "Hurricane Loud Mouth Bitch Who Spends All My Money". As for me. I am 100% behind the women's movement - I hate it when they just lie there. I was having wild time with my Missus last night actually, then she woke up .... I hate it when they just lie there. Also known as "Starfish". 1
Bikky Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Aah! You should try some foreplay Bex. Some romantic talk before spearing the bearded clam helps - "Hey! Are you awake?" If the answer is yes, you can try some more sweet talk along the lines of, "Mmm ... baby. Would you like a hot beef injection?" or, "C'mon. Let's play hide the sausage." Quotes taken directly from The Australian Kama Sutra 1
bexrbetter Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Aah! You should try some foreplay Bex. I elbow her in the back, sheez. 1
Jaba-who Posted June 19, 2014 Posted June 19, 2014 Or the one about the guy with a deaf wife and twenty kids. Every night he'd ask her " Do you want to go to sleep or what?" She'd reply "What?" 2
planedriver Posted June 19, 2014 Author Posted June 19, 2014 I think the term used, is to cock a deaf ear:cheezy grin: Maybe she needs a new battery?
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