Hot Coffee

[Nev25]

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached

 

a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement

 

over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain

 

speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los

 

Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and

 

uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen,

 

I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought

 

me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

 

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"