Text from a neighbour!

[planedriver]

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

 

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to

 

confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not

 

around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's

 

no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will

 

accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.

 

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed

 

his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

 

A few moments later, a second text came in:

 

Bloody autospell! So sorry Bob, I meant "wi-fi, not "wife" . . . . .

 

 

[storchy neil]

that's why I don't use spll check wife would not under stand neil

 

 

[bexrbetter]

that's why I don't use spll check wife would not under stand neil

Or grammar check apparently.