My Ex to be ...

[bexrbetter]

A guy named James decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

 

One evening after the honeymoon he was replacing spark plugs and giving his plane a good going over before the fly-in next weekend while his wife was standing there watching him.

 

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it is time you gave up flying.

 

Maybe you should sell your plane?"

 

James gets this horrified look on his face and drops his tools to the ground, grabs his chest, and starts to breathe really heavy.

 

She says, "Darling, what's wrong? "

 

James puts on a raspy voice and says very softly, "For a minute there you sounded just like my ex-wife."

 

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before! " ...

 

....."I wasn't "

 

 

[M61A1]

[PA.]

Crazy vs' Hot

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

 

 

[Marty_d]

Why is the geek wearing a sidearm?

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Why is the geek wearing a sidearm?

Where? I don't see a Geek wearing a sidearm, never have, I have only ever seen "Sir"s.

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Why is the geek wearing a sidearm?

On his right hip but he's left handed. Suppose he could be ambidextrous. Watch worn on right wrist even more confusing.

 

 

[kaz3g]

Cross-drawer?

 

Kaz

 

 

[Marty_d]

On his right hip but he's left handed. Suppose he could be ambidextrous. Watch worn on right wrist even more confusing.

Or he's just a poser and is wearing it on his right hip so the camera can see it more clearly.