Aussie Handyman. . . .

[Phil Perry]

Sheila stepped out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom tiles,. . . . .no, she didn't fall over, . . .she did the "Splits" and found that she was stuck fast onto the wet floor tiles.

 

She yelled out to her hubby Wayne. . . .help,. . .Wayne ran ito the bathroom and Sheila said" look,. . .I'm bloody stuck,. . .I'm suctioned to the tiles. . .and I can't get up." So Wayne did his best but couldn't move her. he said, "Stay there,. . .I'll go and get Frank the handyman from across the road " so off he went. He returned five minutes later with Frank and try as they might, they could not unstick her from the tiles so Frank said. . ." Listen, wait a mo, and I'll go and get my hammer and chisel,. . .we'll break the tiles and that should get her un-stuck". . . .

 

"Right Oh," Wayne said. . ."while you're gone I'll massage her breasts a bit". . . . .. . .Frank said,. . ." whaddyer wanna do that for ?? " . . . .

 

Wayne said,. . ."well,. . .If I can get her excited enough,. . .I might be able to slide her into the kitchen,. . . the tiles in there aren't so expensive. . . ."

 

 

[facthunter]

Getting worse.... Where do you source this stuff? Nev

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Getting worse.... Where do you source this stuff? Nev

strangely enough,. . . off the internet on a hot car site in Australia. . . .

Sorry if it's a bit raw nev,. . . .dyer think I should delete ?? it seemed hilarious after the wine tasting last evening but now I'm suffering from sobriety, . . .I dunno. . . .

 

 

[Cosmick]

strangely enough,. . . off the internet on a hot car site in Australia. . . .Sorry if it's a bit raw nev,. . . .dyer think I should delete ?? it seemed hilarious after the wine tasting last evening but now I'm suffering from sobriety, . . .I dunno. . . .

Too late, I've copied it.

PS: Why didn't you make him an English Handyman ?

 

 

[Geoff13]

An oldie but a goodie.

 

 

[AVOCET]

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strangely enough,. . . off the internet on a hot car site in Australia. . . .Sorry if it's a bit raw nev,. . . .dyer think I should delete ?? it seemed hilarious after the wine tasting last evening but now I'm suffering from sobriety, . . .Idunno. . . .

give up drinking phill :This is a drink and don't post forum!!?

 

 

[facthunter]

The trouble with drinking a lot is the recovery Phase. You often feel as if you WON"T. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

I re-posted this on another forum, an Australian car forum and I have never seen so many likes hit a single post in all my years there, go figure.

 

I guess guys who fly planes look down at guys who drive cars

 

 

[PA.]

I re-posted this on another forum, an Australian car forum and I have never seen so many likes hit a single post in all my years there, go figure.I guess guys who fly planes look down at guys who drive cars

Guys who fly planes look down at everyone, which is easy at 5,000 feet.

 

 

[fly_tornado]

Keepin it klassy Phil