The World's most important studies ever undertaken ...

[bexrbetter]

Here they are folks, a list of many of the ridiculous but dead serious and fully funded, scientific studies that state the obvious conclusions that you have heard of such as drunk woman are easier to have sex with - DUH!

 

I just started looking but I bet you didn't know this; The longer a cow lays down for, the shorter the time before it stands up again, yup it's true, bloody amazing!

 

http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

 

 

[SDQDI]

LITERATURE PRIZE: The US Government General Accountability Office, for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports.

 

REFERENCE: "Actions Needed to Evaluate the Impact of Efforts to Estimate Costs of Reports and Studies," US Government General Accountability Office report GAO-12-480R, May 10, 2012.

 

Rofl Bex there is some rippers in there

 

 

[johnm]

geotechnical prize: Prof Mud Walla's comprehensive thesis confirming that dust, is in fact only mud, with all the juice squeezed out

 

 

[red750]

From 2007:

 

PEACE PRIZE: The Air Force Wright Laboratory, Dayton, Ohio, USA, for instigating research & development on a chemical weapon -- the so-called "gay bomb" -- that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.

 

REFERENCE: "Harassing, Annoying, and 'Bad Guy' Identifying Chemicals," Wright Laboratory, WL/FIVR, Wright Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio, June 1, 1994.

 

 

[red750]

And this one from 2006:

 

MEDICINE: Francis M. Fesmire of the University of Tennessee College of Medicine, for his medical case report "Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage"

 

 

[bexrbetter]

And this one from 2006:Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage

Depending on the nurse involved, this may be a most worthy study indeed!

 

 

[Thirsty]

There are many male nurses these days!

 

 

[PA.]

There are many male nurses these days!

And they don't use their index finger.

 

 

[SDQDI]

Bugger..........

 

 

[kaz3g]

Bugger..........

Exactly!