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I met this georgeous young Chinese girl on the weekend.

 

We has a lovely chat and seemed to get on so well, that I asked for her number.babe.gif.538cdeac3b1a1b72d121d00509ec140e.gif

 

She replied "Sex, Sex, Sex, Free tonight"096_tongue_in_cheek.gif.d94cd15a1277d7bcd941bb5f4b93139c.gif

 

I thought to myself Wow! as my blood pressure went through the roof.

 

Then her friend said "She means 6663629.

 

I must replace my hearing-aid battery!

 

 

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Posted

I can muff the punchline of a joke as well as anyone. My specialty is remembering the punchline, but can't for the life of me remember how to get you there.

 

 

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