Sometimes you're born to a profession...

[bexrbetter]

Bex should know - he's somewhere near the Yellow River...

That's what happens when you have 1.3 Billion people ....

 

 

[M61A1]

Wife informs me she has also seen a gyno name Dr DeKock.

 

 

[Marty_d]

That's what happens when you have 1.3 Billion people ....

...and I bet there's a brown trout or two in there as well!

 

 

[Yenn]

Plus a few blind mullet.

 

 

[M61A1]

Otters also?? I've heard that people release otters into the porcelain wilderness.

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

There was a guy in the RAAF years ago we called Nussy. His surname was Nuss and his first name Peter . P. Nuss.

 

The story goes that his mum was Anne......surely she couldn't have been the cruel!

 

Andy

 

 

[dazza 38]

There was a Sidney Harbour in the RAAF.

 

 

[pmccarthy]

Of course, everyone knew Mike Hunt.

 

 

[facthunter]

That could be a party stopper. Skywriters beware of doing "happy birthday CLINT" in upper case. Nev

 

 

[pmccarthy]

And I knew a girl named Pat Hiscock.

 

 

[facthunter]

AND.... Nev

 

 

[pmccarthy]

We were incompatible.

 

 

[M61A1]

And I knew a girl named Pat Hiscock.

Her brother didn't marry a Thai girl named Suk, did he?

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Of course, everyone knew Mike Hunt.

Mate of mine is an independent car inspector in Brissy, knows Mike very well!

 

http://www.mikehuntscars.com.au/

 

 

[dazza 38]

Of course, everyone knew Mike Hunt.

And Wayne Kerr

 

 

[bexrbetter]

And Wayne Kerr

I kid you not, the now named Number 2 Hospital in my City was previously named the "Wang King Hospital" and I always planned to but apathetically never got a picture out front with a bandage around my privates!!

 

I have been meaning to drop in and see if they have a picture of the old sign out front, hey, they may even have the sign itself!

 

 

[Marty_d]

I kid you not, the now named Number 2 Hospital in my City was previously named the "Wang King Hospital"...

Well a few days ago in the "Aviation News" section of this website, there was a story about some Chinese bloke who died while giving a sperm donation (apparently his 3rd or 4th or something in the same week).

 

I was told it'd send me blind, I had no idea it could kill me!!!

 

 

[bexrbetter]

... Chinese bloke who died while giving a sperm donation (apparently his 3rd or 4th or something in the same week).

Well from what I know of what is their average weekly 'nocturnal activities', 3 or 4 times in a week would come as a great shock to their system and lets just say that Chinese Ladies appreciate more active, not to mention experienced and somewhat better equipped, Western men.

 

 

[Gnarly Gnu]

Chinese milking machine for men (Automatic Sperm Extractor)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

 

If you build it, he will come.

 

 

[M61A1]

Chinese milking machine for men (Automatic Sperm Extractor)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

 

If you build it, he will come.

How do you order one? Although I'm not so sure I want one after seeing that finger go all pixelated, I wouldn't like to get pixelated.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Chinese Ladies appreciate more active, not to mention experienced and somewhat better equipped, Western men.

I forgot to add ...

 

"2 Wongs don't make a White!"

 

 

[Gnarly Gnu]

I get the idea, just can't figure out why they made it look a bit like Gillard.*

 

* or the Wong guy as Bex says.

 

 

[Riley]

I get the idea, just can't figure out why they made it look a bit like Gillard.** or the Wong guy as Bex says.

GG, you're doing the milking machine a dis-service.

 

 

[Marty_d]

Well, it'd have far more chance of being used if it looked like Julia Gillard, than if it looked like Bronwyn Bishop. Brrrrr.

 

 

[Riley]

Well, it'd have far more chance of being used if it looked like Julia Gillard, than if it looked like Bronwyn Bishop. Brrrrr.

Gawd, I can't imagine how many cubic meters of blue pills would be required in either case. I believe the milking machine would still have to be the more erotic of the lot. Probably provide more warmth and comfort on a cold winter's night too. Now I'm outa here!