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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her

 

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

 

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her

 

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

 

All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems

 

 

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her

Awesome!

 

 

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Marriage is a lottery you lose, but keep paying for the ticket.

 

It's also a situation where you enter into the most important contract in the most insane state. Nev

 

 

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But at least she gets a new dress out of it

Which she wore once. At least I've worn my suit to a few funerals, she can't really do that with the dress!

 

 

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They say "I do" out loud, then mumble the words "not have to suck c*ck any more" to themselves.

 

 

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