Old Koreelah Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems 1 1 4
facthunter Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 They isolated a chemical that affects womens libido. It's in wedding cake. Nev 1 1 1
bexrbetter Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her Awesome!
facthunter Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Marriage is a lottery you lose, but keep paying for the ticket. It's also a situation where you enter into the most important contract in the most insane state. Nev
planedriver Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 But at least she gets a new dress out of it
Marty_d Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 But at least she gets a new dress out of it Which she wore once. At least I've worn my suit to a few funerals, she can't really do that with the dress! 1
M61A1 Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 They say "I do" out loud, then mumble the words "not have to suck c*ck any more" to themselves.
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