Weather Report for English Midlands

[old man emu]

Following a detailed analysis of threads created by Phil Perry over the past few days, the BOM theorises that it is either pissing down, or blowing like buggery across the English Midlands.

 

OME

 

 

[Geoff13]

Ain't that the truth

 

And having ridden a push bike across the midlands when it was blowing a gale I feel sorry for the poor Bastards.

 

Cheers Geoff

 

 

[kaz3g]

The emu is a wise bird.

 

Kaz

 

 

[rdarby]

I'm there now. The above is true, except for when the sun comes out it blinds you and you walk into a canal.

 

 

[Guernsey]

I'm there now. The above is true, except for when the sun comes out it blinds you and you walk into a canal.

Photos please.

 

Alan.

 

 

[alf jessup]

I'm there now. The above is true, except for when the sun comes out it blinds you and you walk into a canal.

I suppose rdarby the first words out of your mouth when you fell in to the canal was FAR Canal

 

 

[rgmwa]

The BOM in the UK has recently announced that in recognition of the multi-cultural society that exists in Britain today, the expression "typical English weather" commonly used in forecasts is no longer considered appropriate, and will be replaced with "occasionally Sunni, but mostly Shi-ite".

 

rgmwa

 

 

[flying dog]

I'm there now. The above is true, except for when the sun comes out it blinds you and you walk into a canal.

So long as it is a canal and not a camel!

 

That would be embarasing!