The Pickle Slicer

[PA.]

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

 

One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

 

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

 

"Yes, I did."

 

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

 

"I got fired."

 

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh... she got fired too."

 

 

[rankamateur]

Yes,.......Next!

 

 

[facthunter]

It's an oldie, but I wouldn't say a goldie. Nev

 

 

[Guernsey]

I know how he feels because I get in a bit of a pickle sometimes.

 

Alan.

 

 

[Jabiru Phil]

It's an oldie, but I wouldn't say a goldie. Nev

Explained better here.

Stosh Zelkovitski worked in a Polish pickle factory.

 

For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle

 

slicer.

 

Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the

 

factory psychologist.

 

After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Stosh to go ahead

 

and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

 

The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha,

 

became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Stosh tearfully

 

confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He

 

went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was

 

immediately fired.

 

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his

 

pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked

 

up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"

 

Stosh replied, "I think she got fired, too."

 

 

[Guernsey]

I hope that pickle slicer didn't become pregnant because the baby could have been born with a wooden leg!!! after all its father was a Pole.

 

Alan.

 

 

[old man emu]

Strewth! Will you Czech the use of these atrocious puns?

 

OME

 

 

[facthunter]

Russia bounced bad Czechs a while back.

 

At an Olympic village a lady contestant asks another athlete. "are YOU the pole vaulter?" He said No, I'm Austrian, but how did you know my name was Walter? Nev