The Business Deal. . .

[Phil Perry]

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.

 

The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50..00 for them.

 

 

 

The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

 

 

 

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

 

 

 

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

 

 

 

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

 

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

 

 

 

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."

 

 

 

And this is why the Chinese own us all. . . . . . .