PA. Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 At breakfast, I asked the wife: “What would you do if I won Lotto?” “I’d take half and leave you” she said. “Great” I said. “Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch”. 7
rankamateur Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 Cheap divorce, don't think the lawyers would like it! 1
bexrbetter Posted November 5, 2014 Posted November 5, 2014 Cheap divorce, don't think the lawyers would like it! Would be "Here's $9 ...." in that case.
rgmwa Posted November 5, 2014 Posted November 5, 2014 Would be "Here's $9 ...." in that case. Or possibly "Here, take the lot. See if I care!" rgmwa
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