Inflight Emergency

[Guest john]

A man & a women are seated next to each other on a new A380 Airbus which is on its maiden flight. They both start looking at each other & both realise that they want to do the same thing.

 

He slips a condom from his pocket & shows it to her & she smiles at him in delight. "Rear upstairs toilet" he suggests in 5 minutes. She agrees & goes off in 5 minutes upstairs on the A380."Right get that condom on" she says to him.

 

Soon they are both sighing ecstaticly in pleasure, but a smart stewardess has noticed whats going on between the 2 & realised what they are up to.

 

So the stewardess humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system as follows: "To the lady & gentleman in the upstairs rear toilet, we know what you are both doing & it is expressly forbidden by the airline company. Now please put those cigarettes out & take the condom off the smoke detector immediately."

 

 

[facthunter]

Do you smoke after sex.?.. Dunno I've never looked. Nev

 

 

[rankamateur]

If it is smoking, then you aren't using enough WD40!

 

 

[planedriver]

Maybe this is what your toolkit needs?

 

 

 

[planedriver]

And that ad was from back in the 60's, didn't need it then:ecstatic:, things wern't rusty.

 

 

[kaz3g]

And that ad was from back in the 60's, didn't need it then:ecstatic:, things wern't rusty.

Don't tell ME your troubles!

 

Kaz

 

 

[bexrbetter]

I wear a condom cause I likes the smell of burnin' rubber!