MEN TEACHING WOMEN . . . . .

[Phil Perry]

Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2014

 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

 

OF THE SUBJECTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO EIGHT

 

PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

 

Class 1

 

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

 

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at7:00 PM..

 

Class 2

 

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

 

Round Table Discussion.

 

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

 

Class 3

 

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart / K-Mart Without Stopping?

 

Group Debate.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 4

 

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

 

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

 

Class 5

 

Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

 

Examples on Video.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

 

Class 6

 

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

 

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

 

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

 

Class 7

 

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 24 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

 

Open Forum ..

 

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

 

Class 8

 

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMT - USE IT!

 

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2

 

hours.

 

Class 9

 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

 

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

 

Class 10

 

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

 

Driving Simulations.

 

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

 

Class 11

 

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen.

 

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

 

Class 12

 

How to Shop by Yourself.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at

 

7:00 PM.

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

Ah Phil, I'm glad to put politics, climate change and religion behind me and get on with the real battle!

 

 

[2tonne]

I would like to give this a "funny" but my wife might read this... and then I would be in the doghouse

 

 

[Phil Perry]

I would like to give this a "funny" but my wife might read this... and then I would be in the doghouse

Ah, come on 2Tonne,. . . . . . be a MAN. . . . . . . .assert yourself and sod the consequences, ( unless you're getting regular cuddles of course. . . .)

 

 

[2tonne]

When I lay down the law to the kids, they say they will check with mum because she is the 'big boss', whereas I am only the 'little boss'. That's pretty much how it goes in our house. To retain flying privileges I have to keep the big boss happy. Regular cuddles would be good also.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Ah Phil, I'm glad to put politics, climate change and religion behind me and get on with the real battle!

Well, . . .that's nice to hear Old friend,. . . . . . I've sat for hours and read the entire "Religion" thread with a lot of interest, but didn't comment, as I feel I don't fall into ANY of the specified categories,. . . . . .not an AG anything. . . .just don't give a donkey's toss actually,. . . . . I'll wait and see where I go when the body finally has it's final through bolt failure. . . . ( and if I get the chance, . . .I'll report what I find ! ! ! ! ! ) Phil

 

Lots of other interesting "worldly" stuff to talk about methinks. . . . . . .

 

 

[rankamateur]

I would like to give this a "funny" but my wife might read this... and then I would be in the doghouse

You would have a lot of company though, I will be eating out for a week after laughing at Phil's joke about his broken glasses!