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Studies have shown that recognition is the first thing to go when developing Alzheimer's disease. For this test, go as quickly as you can and make note of the first word that pops into your head. Good luck!

 

How Fast Can You Guess These Short Words You Probably Use Every Day?

 

 

 

1. F__ K

 

2. PU_S_

 

3. S_X

 

4. P_N_S

 

5. BOO_S

 

6. __ NDOM

 

 

I will report back the correct answers later.

 

(At least if you do have Alzheimer's, you get to hid your own Easter Eggs.)

 

 

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FORK

 

PULSE

 

SIX

 

PUNTS

 

BOOTS

 

RANDOM

 

I completed this in 18 seconds......do I have Alzheimers?

 

Allan. Allen, sorry, I forgot how to spell my name.

 

Alan.

 

 

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Maybe it's Steve.

 

Scoring

 

6 Correct: You're doing great! A young and supple mind.

 

5 Correct: You're still OK: everyone can miss ONE now and then.

 

4 Correct: You're past your prime, dad.

 

3 Correct: You're past your prime, grandma.

 

2 Correct: You really need to see your doctor.

 

1 Correct: You're probably already being seen by a doctor.

 

0 Correct: What a pervert!

 

 

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FORKPULSE

SIX

 

PUNTS

 

BOOTS

 

RANDOM

 

I completed this in 18 seconds......do I have Alzheimers?

 

Allan. Allen, sorry, I forgot how to spell my name.

 

Alan.

I think you need to get out more......

 

 

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I think you need to get out more......

I do:-

I get up at SIX am,check my PULSE,put on my BOOTS, go down to the FORK in the river and and select at RANDOM one of the PUNTS and enjoy my day boating.

 

Alan.

 

 

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I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

Don't get confused it's just oldtimers......

 

 

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I don't think I'll become senile ... knock on wood. Gotta go - I just heard someone at the door!

 

 

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I do:-I get up at SIX am,check my PULSE,put on my BOOTS, go down to the FORK in the river and and select at RANDOM one of the PUNTS and enjoy my day boating.

Alan.

Looks like "random" was the only one I got right. Why would you check your pulse? Surely the fact that you woke up negates the need.

 

 

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A Mate of mine said he would live to 100 easily as he doesn't smoke, drink, have sex, stay up late or gamble.

 

I asked him why would he want to live to 100 ...-

 

 

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I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

 

You got hiccups?? Nev

Do you have Repetitive Strain Injury Bex?

 

 

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Its ok Bex I got it. maybe some guys need to stand on a chair so it doesn't go over their heads. 075_amazon.gif.0882093f126abdba732f442cccc04585.gif

 

 

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M61A1 said -

 

Looks like "random" was the only one I got right. Why would you check your pulse? Surely the fact that you woke up negates the need

 

You poor boy!

 

 

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M61a1 said -

 

Looks like "random" was the only one I got right. Why would you check your pulse? Surely the fact that you woke up negates the need.

 

You poor boy!

 

 

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