Differences between loving Husbands & Wives

[Guest john]

1. Motel Receptionist receiving urgent call from Husband: You need to send somebody up to my room immediately because I'm having an argument with my wife & she says she's going to jump out of the window. The Motel receptionist replied: "Thats a personal problem" The husband replied to the receptionist: "Listen here you idiot, the window won't open & that a maintenance problem".

 

2.The husband said to an unknown man in the mall: "Sorry about bumping into you, I was looking for my wife & wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The man responded as follows: "What a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife to". The husband then said to the man: "Maybe we can help each other , what does your wife look like"? The man replies: "She's tall, blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big knockers,wearing tight shorts, and a see through top with no bra". The man then asked the Husband " What does your wife look like". The husband said to the man:" Doesn't matter, lets look for yours".

 

3. The wife said to her husband:" I went for my annual check up today", The husband replied: "Was everything ok love", The wife replied" Everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his finger up my rear end". The husband said" "Well thats a normal procedure". The wife then said " So you don't think I should change Dentists"?

 

4. The husband said to his wife: "You know marriage is like a deck of cards". The wife said how come.

 

The husband said: "In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts & a diamond, & by the end, you wish you had a damn club & a spade".

 

 

[PA.]

If a wife had a lifetime guarantee 50% of 'em would be returned as faulty.

 

 

[facthunter]

The main reason they are not nice to you is they realise they made a bad choice, and they hate being wrong. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

I was having great sex with my missus last night until she woke up.

 

 

[Jabiru Phil]

I asked my mate why he called his wife "Harvey Norman"?

 

He said...No interest for 36 months.