How to make a Woman Happy. . . .

[Phil Perry]

To make a Woman Happy you must be :

 

 

 

1. a friend

 

2. a companion

 

3. a lover

 

4. a brother

 

5. a father

 

6. a master

 

7. a chef

 

8. an electrician

 

9. a carpenter

 

10. a plumber

 

11. a mechanic

 

12. a decorator

 

13. a stylist

 

14. a sexologist

 

15. a gynecologist

 

16. a psychologist

 

17. a pest exterminator

 

18. a psychiatrist

 

19. a healer

 

20. a good listener

 

21. an organizer

 

22. a good father

 

23. very clean

 

24. sympathetic

 

25. athletic

 

26. warm

 

27. attentive

 

28. gallant

 

29. intelligent

 

30. funny

 

31. creative

 

32. tender

 

33. strong

 

34. understanding

 

35. tolerant

 

36. prudent

 

37. ambitious

 

38. capable

 

39. courageous

 

40. determined

 

41. true

 

42. dependable

 

43. passionate

 

44. compassionate

 

 

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

45. give her compliments regularly

 

46. love shopping

 

47. be honest

 

48. be very rich

 

49. not stress her out

 

50. not look at other girls

 

 

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

 

 

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

 

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

 

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

 

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

 

 

 

 

54. Never to forget:

 

* birthdays

 

* anniversaries

 

* arrangements she makes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

 

 

 

1. Show up naked

 

2. Bring alcohol

 

 

 

[facthunter]

None of that seems a problem Phil.

 

Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

To make a Woman Happy you must be : 

 

1. a friend

 

2. a companion

 

3. a lover

... just make sure the 3 of them never meet.

 

 

[Guest Howard Hughes]

Or you could just leave the toilet seat down!

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Or you could just leave the toilet seat down!

Oooh. . . . now that's a Capital offence Howard. . . . . . . . .!

 

 

[ben87r]

These days to be honest, ild be happy if they just brought the alcohol and then left again

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Oooh. . . . now that's a Capital offence Howard. . . . . . . . .!

In China the woman put the seat down, in some Muslim countries the woman don't talk.

 

And we accuse these countries of being behind us .........

 

 

[facthunter]

No wonder we don't have enough of them on this forum. Nev

 

 

[Yenn]

Don't think I fancy turning up naked with or without alcohol to make you blokes happy.

 

I am just looking for the woman who thinks like a man. Or preferably the woman who feels the same as I do. ie like an old man.

 

 

[Guernsey]

Now I can see why my wife married me.

 

(Just pick a smilie which you think would be appropriate.)

 

Alan.

 

 

[flying dog]

The only thing I could add to what she needs to do/be is:

 

Nice on the eyes.

 

 

[facthunter]

Yenn, If you feel like an old man, I'm not going to help you find one. If you feel like a fool that would be easier. There's no shortage. Nev

 

 

[Birdseye]

Sometimes, when I'm feeling myself, I just think of all the money I saved. ;-)

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Sometimes, when I'm feeling myself, I just think of all the money I saved. ;-)

"Feeling myself".................you dirty ol man!