He's Still Got it

[Guest john]

Guido aged 65 , a retired Italian gentleman was relaxing & enjoying his own company at his favourite watering hole in Rome, when an attractive blonde walked into the bar by herself & ordered a drink from the barmaid. Guido observed the blonde sit down on a nearby stool by herself, & so he decided to go over to where she was seated in an endeavour to strike up a meaningful conversation.

 

After some small talk Guido invited the blonde back to his villa nearby & soon after they were both in their birthday suits romping senseless on Guidos bed. After some nookie, Guido asked the blonde :"Are you finish" & the blonde replied: "No".

 

Surprised, Guido drew her close to him again in order to resume their romping exercises, after which Guido asked the blonde again:"Are you finish" & the blond again said: "No".

 

Guido was stunned & formed the opinion that the blonde had still not received the ultimate satisfaction & therefore with the small amount of physical strength left in his body he decided that he should be able to muster up enough strength to perform some more horizontal exercises one more time.

 

Using the last of his strength which he barely managed, they both ended up screaming & ripping the bed sheets exhausted. Guido then fell onto his back gasping for breath & again said the the blonde:"Are you finish". The blonde then whispered in Guido's ear: "No I Norwegian."

 

 

[Yenn]

Norse and worse.

 

 

[facthunter]

Thank dog for fantasies. Nev

 

 

[PA.]

Who won the Formula 1 World Championship in 1975?

 

 

[facthunter]

I dunno.. Was it Alan Jones? Nev

 

 

[2tonne]

Was he finish?

 

 

[facthunter]

Most times he did. Nev

 

 

[kgwilson]

Nah, he just resurrected himself as a shock jock & hasn't been even able to finish an intelligent statement or thought since.

 

 

[PA.]

Different Jones boy.

 

 

 

[Geoff13]

An oldie but a goodie!!

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Different Jones boy.

I remember seeing that done by 'Stoney' in ARCN (Oz racing car news) all those years ago ...

 

 

[PA.]

Stoney was in Auto Action. I couldn't post his version here.