An Even Match

[Guest john]

A middle aged sophisticated gentleman was seated alone at an expensive restaurant eating his evening meal when an attractive lady walked into the restaurant & sat at the next table by herself. The middle aged gentleman struck up a conversation with the lady & eventually invited her to join him at his table, & she obliged.

 

The gentleman introduced himself & told her that he was aged 42, divorced, a politician & above all an honest man.

 

The attractive lady then introduced herself & told the gentleman that she was aged 29, single, a prostitute & still a virgin.