Some short ones. . . . .

[Phil Perry]

It would never have crossed my mind…….. another of life's mysteries explained!! It honestly never occurred to me.......... Why Women Can't Fix Cars....

 

I always thought it had something to do with their fingernails!!!!

 

Who Knew??

 

 

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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother

 

asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

 

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

 

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

 

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.

 

It says: "Thank you for the picture. But you really need to change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma.

 

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Australian Dad

 

16 year old Daughter returns home from a night out with her new boyfriend on a snow covered winter evening in Tumut.

 

Next morning dad says to her,. . ."I see your new boyfriend couldn't wait to get home to use the toilet, and peed all over the front garden ? . . . ." DAughter replies, ah, yeah dad, " he was real desperate, and didn't want to wake you all up by coming into the house"

 

Dad replies, " well, he wrote his name in the snow" . . . Daughter replies, well, er, yeah, he did that, but it didn't do any real harm did it ?? "

 

Dad says " No, it didn't, . . . . . . .but I'd like to know how he wrote it using YOUR handwriting. . . . . . "