Is it Hard Work or Ultimate Pleasure

[Guest john]

An Air Force Captain was about to commence morning briefings to his male & female staff. Whilst waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

 

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before & he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He therefore posed the question of just how much sex was "hard work & how much of it was ultimate pleasure".

 

A Wing Commander piped up & stated that 75-25% in favour of Hard Work.

 

A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.

 

A Flight Lieutenant responded by saying that it was 25-75% in favour of Ultimate Pleasure.

 

There being no consensus the Captain turned to the young Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee & asked for his opinion on the subject.

 

Without hesitation the young Corporal responded: "Sir, it has to be 100% Ultimate Pleasure".

 

The Captain was surprised at the Corporals response & asked him to elaborate on his answer.

 

The Corporal then replied: "Well Sir, if there was only hard work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them". The classroom then fell silent & you could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

[facthunter]

Very funny. Change the only to any and it reads better. Nev