Bloody Smarmy Nurses. . . . . .

[Phil Perry]

Some nurses just drive me MAD ! ! ! ! !

 

 

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

 

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "and how are we doing this morning?"

 

Or.... "are we ready for a bath?" Or... "are we hungry?"

 

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

 

Anyway ( Get to the point will ya ! ! )

 

Yesterday morning at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.

 

Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!

 

 

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,

 

“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,

 

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"Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!"

 

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The nurse fainted. . . . . . . I just smiled!

 

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[facthunter]

The "WE" thing gets to ME. I'm outa here. I love the backpacker ones who say Are you SURE there is NOTHING else I can do for you? a couple of times. One HAS to have an imagination., but you don't know where they have been. Nev