4 Facts

[red750]

A wise person once said:

 

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize

 

that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

 

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but

 

having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

 

3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,

 

Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but

 

will grab whatever is available.

 

AND . . .

 

4. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate. A

 

recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live

 

longer than the men who mention it.

 

 

[kgwilson]

Some more good tips.

 

If you can't afford a doctor go to an Airport. You'll get a free Xray, a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.

 

OMG I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.

 

Put politicians on the minimum wage and see how fast things change.

 

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one what's your plan?

 

If you love somebody, let them go. If they come back no one wanted them.

 

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by watching her hands. For instance, if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

 

I'm not old. I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise CrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccK. I came to the conclusion, I am not old I'm Crispy.

 

 

[Marty_d]

My personal favourite...

 

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

 

That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and they have no shoes.