Differences between babies & elderly people

[Guest john]

If you have ever wondered why babies nappies have brand names like "Huggies, Luvs, & Pampers etc", while undergarments for elderly people are called "Depends etc", well here is the low down explanation for these differences.

 

When babies soil their nappies people are still going to love them regardless of the quantity contained within their soiled nappies.

 

When elderly people can't control their bowels & soil in their undergarments it "Depends" who is in their will if they are loved or not.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

My Mate just had his (cancerous) prostate removed at 60 years old last month, on his way out they gave him a bag of adult nappies - picture a hobbling older guy walking through a crowded waiting room and the bottom of the bag breaking open and all the nappies falling out .... (don't worry, he lol'ed at it).