Leave it up to a woman

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There were three applicants for a position with the FBI, two men and a woman. They were instructed to attend the FBI Training Centre with their spouses. Each couple were taken to the testing centre separately.

 

The first man and his wife went in, and were placed in separate rooms. The man was given a gun and told to go in the other room and kill his wife. He refused, and was disqualified for failing to carry out an order.

 

The second man and his wife were next, and the same instruction was given. The man took the gun and entered the other room. He returned a few minutes later and said he couldn't do it. He too was disqualified.

 

Finally, the woman and her husband were called. The husband was placed in the other room. The wife was given the gun and issued with the same instruction.

 

She went into the room, and as soon as the door shut, there were the sound of six shots, followed by bashing and crashing. She came out and said, "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to bash him with the chair."

 

 

[nomadpete]

Not so funny.......

 

I've got an ex like that!

 

 

[ayavner]

...so they referred her to the CIA

 

 

[spacesailor]

NSI