Official Notices

[Guest john]

1. On the Golf Club Notice Board the following notice appears:

 

(a) Any person (except players) caught collecting golf balls within this course, will be prosecuted & have their balls removed.

 

(b) Notice on the door to the ladies bathroom at the Golf Club:

 

Please remain seated for the entire performance.

 

2. On the gate at the railway station entrance:

 

Keep well back from the railway platform edge or you may get sucked off.

 

3. On the notice board at the local Medical Clinic:

 

One out of four people in this country is mentally unstable. Therefore if your three closest friends or relatives are all OK, then you must be the ONE.

 

 

[PA.]

2. On the gate at the railway station entrance:

Keep well back from the railway platform edge or you may get sucked off.

Come on TRAIN!

 

 

[Marty_d]

Come on TRAIN!

Not much point if you're on the way home from the golf course and been caught by rule (a).

 

 

[SDQDI]

Not much point if you're on the way home from the golf course and been caught by rule (a).

And if that's not bad enough when you get back home you have to answer miss rule 3

 

 

[ayavner]

Not much point if you're on the way home from the golf course and been caught by rule (a).

Tiniest minority ever: golfers who take the train

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Finally, a thread with balls!

 

Tiniest minority ever: golfers who take the train

They take the Club Car.

 

 

[Bikky]

Come on TRAIN!

I don't think so! Who's going to clean it off? Sure way to get arrested.

 

 

[ayavner]

I don't think so! Who's going to clean it off? Sure way to get arrested.

isn't that a bit premature?

 

 

[PA.]

Tiniest minority ever: golfers who take the train

Royal Adelaide Golf Club has a railway line right through the middle of the course.

 

Spectating at a car rally one day when the first car comes around the corner and everyone gets covered in dust. My brother says quick everyone blow. Someone replied what good would that do? He replied, "It will dampen down the dust."

 

 

[bexrbetter]

isn't that a bit premature?

True story time;

 

I did some refereeing for indoor netball some years back. I unfortunately made a judgement for a 'loose ball' incident that I thought was about to happen to save 2 women from crashing into each other heavily. It didn't happen and I sounded my whistle which made them all stop wondering what the call was. Without realising, I blurted out "Sorry, I blew prematurely" ...

 

... it was at least 5 minutes before the game could start again while they picked themselves up laughing and on the way out one of them said; "I was going to give you my phone number but now I know the truth ...."

 

 

[Marty_d]

True story time;I did some refereeing for indoor netball some years back. I unfortunately made a judgement for a 'loose ball' incident that I thought was about to happen to save 2 women from crashing into each other heavily. It didn't happen and I sounded my whistle which made them all stop wondering what the call was. Without realising, I blurted out "Sorry, I blew prematurely" ...

 

... it was at least 5 minutes before the game could start again while they picked themselves up laughing and on the way out one of them said; "I was going to give you my phone number but now I know the truth ...."

It's ok Bex. We've all been there.

 

There's a reason hookers charge by the hour... if they charged by the minute they'd go broke!