My Fondest School Memories

[Guest john]

The Significant other answered the phone & said that there was someone on the phone that wanted to speak to me . I took the call & the person on the other end identified herself as an old school friend of some 40 years ago & was wondering if I was still around.

 

We reminisced over old times & recalled the wild romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up & rekindling a little of the old magic we once shared. Wow was I flabergasted. I told her that I don't really know if I could keep up the pace with you now because I'm much older & greyer, plus I don't have the energy I once use to have.

 

She just giggled & said she was sure "I would still be able to rise to the Challenge". I then teased her & said to her jokingly,"Just so long as you don't mind a few inches wider these days, & my total lack of muscle tone because everything is sagging, my teeth come out & I am developing jaws like a great dane". She laughed & told me to stop being silly. She went onto to tell me that men who are tubby, grey & had false teeth were cute & great lovers.

 

Anyway she giggled & said: " I've put on a few pounds myself"

 

So I told her to pixx off.