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Hi, The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news."

 

The CEO replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."

 

The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million."

 

CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed! You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"

 

The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."

 

 

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