A Great Blonde Joke

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Three blondes were applying for a position on the police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?” The blondes all nodded.

 

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, “To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.”

 

 

 

He put the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after a few seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?”

 

The blonde immediately said, “Yes I did. He has only one eye!”

 

The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed.”

 

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

 

 

 

The detective then turned to the second blonde, put the photo in front of her for a few seconds, pulled it back, and said, “What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?”

 

“Yes! He only has one ear!”

 

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear! You’re excused.” The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

 

 

 

The detective turned his attention to the third, and last blonde, and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but, . . . ” he flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “OK, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”

 

The blonde said, “I sure did. The man wears contact lenses.”

 

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?”

 

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.”

 

 

[facthunter]

Blondes get discriminated against. Even the real ones. Nev

 

 

[SDQDI]

Blondes get discriminated against. Even the real ones. Nev

Quiet true, dumbness doesn't seem to be limited to fair hair, well at least not in my experiences.

I've had 4 or 5 people (mostly brunettes) look at my bushwheels in horror asking how they got enough traction to get me airborne...................... I never realised how many people actually think that a plane gets off the ground because of ground drive wheels!!!

 

 

[facthunter]

They don't do science at school. Nothing to do with hair colour. Lack of Knowledge is not the same as lack of intelligence. Neither does being deaf mean you are stupid. Nev

 

 

[planedriver]

Quiet true, dumbness doesn't seem to be limited to fair hair, well at least not in my experiences.I've had 4 or 5 people (mostly brunettes) look at my bushwheels in horror asking how they got enough traction to get me airborne...................... I never realised how many people actually think that a plane gets off the ground because of ground drive wheels!!!

Of course they do, but only if it's a Good Year!

 

 

[facthunter]

Never heard anyone say"Dangle the Good Years" . Nev

 

 

[PA.]

These jokes need retyring.

 

 

[Yenn]

A blonde with hair dyed brown. Artificial intelligence.