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The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courtroom is this -- you cannot really post:

 

'Thou Shalt Not Steal'

 

 

 

'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'

 

 

 

and . . . . . . .

 

 

 

'Thou Shalt Not Lie' ..........in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. . . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

It creates a hostile work environment.

 

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Here's a question - when god gave Moses the 10 commandments, why did he carve them into stone? I mean, this is god, capable of miracles... shouldn't he have given Moses about 30,000 paper copies, then everyone could have one?

 

 

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Moses mum was a prostitute, when asked why she chose this profession, she replied "I'm just trying to make a little prophet ...".

 

 

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God say's I've got some commandments.

 

Moses says what do they cost?

 

The boss says " nothing, they are free."

 

Moses... I'll take ten

 

 

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Here's a question - when god gave Moses the 10 commandments, why did he carve them into stone? I mean, this is god, capable of miracles... shouldn't he have given Moses about 30,000 paper copies, then everyone could have one?

Dunno Marty. . . . refer to previous religious thread entitled "Was God an Astronaut ?"

 

Cheers

 

Erich von Daniken.

 

 

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Dunno Marty. . . . refer to previous religious thread entitled "Was God an Astronaut ?"Cheers

 

Erich von Daniken.

Quite possibly, many followers seem to be space cadets...

 

 

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